sadly i think it's a Tesla 🤢

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[–] 34 points 6 months ago (1 child)

You'd better bark for your owner like a good little puppy. :P

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago

    aweeeeee that's so cuteeeeee 🩷

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  • [–] 67 points 6 months ago (14 children)

    i want to be put into dog mode---

    but not.... the loud agressive loudly barking "woof!!! woof!!! >:(" kind of dog, bzt more like the "arfarf :D" kind of ouppygirl type thing-

    where its more vibes and less "oh no im scared u will bite into my leg if i run too quickly making u think im a threat"....

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    Never thought of you in an[y] other dog mode 💖

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    ive just made soooo many bad experiences with dogs.... and also they r so large and scary and loud and fast and heavy and..... scary living breathing things people keep as pets...

    sigh--- i run for my bus a lot, u see?

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    you'd be they type of dog that would lick burglars instead of biting them?

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    aaaaa why do u always show up when i say stuffs like this and steal the show? >o<

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    In spain is illegal keep kids or animals in the car, no matter what, is even allowed break windows to free them

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe so, but the reason for that law is because the cabin would overheat. It maybe something that they want to revisit as EVs can run A/C whilst parked.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    Why is this place so horny

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  • [–] [S] 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    It's kinda always been this way

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    [–] 41 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    I did this to my girlfriend and wife, but they updated it to day, “My driver will be back soon.” :( can’t even have a pet kink with Tesla.

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  • [–] [S] 33 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Yet another reason to trade in your Tesla

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    No point in trading it in when it’s a 2018 model and fully paid off. Gas is as expensive as ever and I live in a state where electricity is cheap. Plus I take transit more than I drive anyways. It’s just for my wife and groceries and long trips now.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    People will stone you for having a Nazi car :/

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I wanted a Tesla when it was the upstart 'we can make a viable EV' brand.

    I don't judge anyone in a Tesla "car", since I was only enough money away from buying one and thinking I was being environmentally conscious and an early adopter supporting the future. And that time was simpler, when the fascism and technocracy was still hidden in general.

    Cyber trucks, though... By that point, it was clear what you would be supporting.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I’ve had someone put the Nazi symbol in my dirt on my bumper. I don’t wash it. I don’t drive it a lot.

    But no… No one will “stone me to death” for having a car. I live in a super liberal city. No one says shit, maybe because it’s so dirty showing I don’t give a shit about the car because it’s a fucking car. You need to realize things cost money and people CANNOT give that up because a billionaire went insane. We are not rich as consumers. I cannot just get a new EV that works like this.

    I’m sorry, but saying it’s a “Nazi car” when I’ve had this for 8 years is crazy. It’s a car. I will use it. I will not buy another, I know Elon is a crazy fucker, and I don’t want to support her (wrong pronoun bc she doesn’t respect pronouns and fuck her).

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Still illegal in my state, the one time calling cops can be funny.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    How do you pronounce "brb"?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    I want to be someone's dog/bun

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago