Irvine police department announces bust in pun-filled social media post about alleged $34,000 Lego looting

So much for using his noodle.

A California man pilfered thousands of dollars in Lego toy sets from the retailer Target in a return-based scam, sometimes swapping valuable figurines with dried pasta pieces and before returning the construction-centric toys, authorities recently alleged.

The alleged plot ended with the arrest of 28-year-old Jarrelle Augustine, accused of grand theft for allegedly stealing the Lego sets, whose manufacturer is known for the interlocking miniature bricks and figurines, according to Irvine, California, police.

“You read that correctly,” police said in a Facebook post announcing the 14 April arrest. “We are talking about durum wheat semolina pasta, and what we are calling a pasta-tively terrible plan.”

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[–] 48 points 6 months ago* (6 children)

Why would be do that??? Legos are way more expensive than pasta!

Edit: I am not a smart man.

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    [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Target, of all retailers, has an incredibly advanced forensics lab that helps the US FBI solve crimes. Basic electronic fraud was doomed to fail.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    The interesting thing is that both the pasta and the Legos probably cost around the same to manufacture. Lego are extremely cheap to manufacture, and are incredibly profitable.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Surely they spend more on upfront design/engineering though

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Like what? Lego have been essentially unchanged for decades. They have to keep coming up with new kit ideas, but the fundamental building blocks have remained unchanged for decades, and they are simple to reproduce by the billions, and they are dirt cheap.

    And yet because of colorful pieces, good package design, and excellent marketing, they can sell a box of tiny dirt cheap plastic blocks for an eye-watering price. Yeah, they have to come up with the occasional weird piece now and then, but otherwise, the bulk of the upfront engineering and design was done decades ago.

    Lego is wildly profitable.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Bruh

    You'd have to use a card you have access to even get a refund, which means you'd either just hand all the info they ever need to charge you, or you commit credit card fraud and use someone else's, which is probably even worse.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Does target no longer accept cash?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Yknow I completely forgot about cash because all the stores push card payment. I don't know if you get offered cash back on refund anymore though. Usually these places only offer store credit unless they're legally obligated to.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Dude screwed up a lot of people’s birthdays or whatever.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    As someone who worked in retail 10+ years ago, this is not new.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Insane that pasta is worth more than Lego now

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