Irvine police department announces bust in pun-filled social media post about alleged $34,000 Lego looting

So much for using his noodle.

A California man pilfered thousands of dollars in Lego toy sets from the retailer Target in a return-based scam, sometimes swapping valuable figurines with dried pasta pieces and before returning the construction-centric toys, authorities recently alleged.

The alleged plot ended with the arrest of 28-year-old Jarrelle Augustine, accused of grand theft for allegedly stealing the Lego sets, whose manufacturer is known for the interlocking miniature bricks and figurines, according to Irvine, California, police.

“You read that correctly,” police said in a Facebook post announcing the 14 April arrest. “We are talking about durum wheat semolina pasta, and what we are calling a pasta-tively terrible plan.”

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[–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Bruh

You'd have to use a card you have access to even get a refund, which means you'd either just hand all the info they ever need to charge you, or you commit credit card fraud and use someone else's, which is probably even worse.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Does target no longer accept cash?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Yknow I completely forgot about cash because all the stores push card payment. I don't know if you get offered cash back on refund anymore though. Usually these places only offer store credit unless they're legally obligated to.

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