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[–] 53 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Lift up your mouse. What is an LED but a spicy candle?

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    LED? There's a rubber-coated metal ball under there.

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    As a programmer, I also summon daemons.

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  • [–] 56 points 6 months ago

    Reminds me a bit of this comic:

    comic illustrates the humorous contrast between artistic creativity and programming. The left shows a cheerful artist drawing with a rainbow and puppy nearby. The right portrays a coder invoking a "Machine Spirit" with dark themes. (Note: alt text generated with Google's ai overview)

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Give it 40,000 years. There’ll be candles alright.

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    I have a candle on my desk...

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    What's wrong with executing the parrent?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    No candles, but I do light up a torch wink wink

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    You have obviously never tried dereferencing a null pointer.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    You get candles if you are datasatanism type of programmer plotting stuff

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    If you use Rust you can check "Candles" too: https://docs.rs/candle-core/latest/candle_core/

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