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Summoners (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] pryre@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 child)

If you execute a parent, you end up with living or zombie children that you need to find and put down.

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 6 months ago

That's how a parent daemonises their child. With their own sacrifice.

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