That's not MIA, that's AWOL.

Even though this is getting reported by numerous publications, apparently Kash Patel and his external advisors are threatening a lawsuit against The Atlantic over this.

This is sad because I just earned my Kash Patel sobriety chip

So, Josh Johnson is right. Patel is the next one fired.

It’s crazy how much more spot on some of our comedians are than the official journalists.

It started with an incident that occurred on April 10 when the FBI chief panicked after he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He behaved frantically and began calling aides to announce that he had been fired by the White House.

Two people familiar with the matter described to The Atlantic that his behaviour was a “freak out.”

The reports also alleged that a SWAT team had to once ask for breaching gear after Patel was uncontactable behind a locked door.

That's not alcoholism, he's coked to the fucking gills...

It's really common these days with heavy drinkers, because it lets you drink longer. Eventually you crash and nothing can wake you up unless someone shoves a bump up your nose.

Then you're up and running for a couple more days doing crazy shit.

The staying awake for days is why meth heads are so crazy, but you can do the same on coke if you have a key to the evidence locker....

Shits gonna keep getting crazier too.

Why would he be so worried about being fired? He was a podcaster before, he can be a podcaster again but this time he'll (unfortionately) have the added clout of having been the FBI Director.

Did anyone check under Trump's desk?

Patel has publicly proclaimed that the FBI needs to demonstrate that it is “fierce,” and officials I spoke with said that he is fixated on that image in private as well. He recently expressed frustration with the look of FBI merchandise, complaining that it isn’t intimidating enough.

Our superiors.

In a functioning democracy a reporter would've asked Trump by now why he keeps hiring absolute fuck ups.

Patel was selected for this purpose.

Trump wants the DOJ so he can go after his enemies. He wants to grind the FBI to a halt because they are his perceived enemies.

If Kash is getting drunk and sewing chaos, he's doing the job he was hired to do.

Hoping he dies in a ditch somewhere.

The rest of the FBI are having a good day probably. Like when the substitute teacher stops paying attention.

Don't look for him.

Wafel house.

Maybe he woke up with a forehead tattoo under a pet tiger without a front tooth?