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[–] 47 points 6 months ago (7 children)

If only he could guard me from giardia 😔

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    But based on your other posts he won't sleep with you so DMs wins ig

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I wanna bathe nude in a river. sounds ethereal

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Sounds like fishies swimming up the butt

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Did they peek as much as you were hoping?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Did you grab any extra? The cost of ram is way up right now.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I'd guard her.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Does he happen to be royal prince?

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