Terrible guide. You'll get nowhere in life if you act like this; everyone around you will think you're some kind of insecure loser, and they won't want you in their lives.

This is because you're wasting so many perfectly good opportunities when you replace "Thank you" with nothing at all instead of e.g. "No need to thank me" or "It was my pleasure" or "No sweat". Then people will know how cool and helpful you are and how much they need you.

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The guiding life principle of my ex…

That's how you get a personality disorder.

Don't forget, instead of "thank you for that information! I am always glad to learn new concepts and information" use "shit up, nerd"

My mother got a PhD in this.

oh it's the .ml guide?

Nah, controlling the entire world is a lot of work and probably not worth the effort.

I'll settle for a tri-state area.

Thank you I will do this

Ahh yes, the Roy Cohn method.

Sounds like the Trump guide

Man, I wish I was this "secure"! The only thing I've been able to internalize is "I alone decide what is funny"

I will happily verbally shitpoat and make references without care for what other people know, and I'll bloodydamn laugh at myself too!