Chopsticks.

Poor book. Nothing short of the crappiest, soulless literature out there deserves to be desicrated with wing sauce like that

The Kobo ereader has a remote you could manipulate with your feet.

I was reading Dune in the bath and the book fell in. I thought it was hilarious as I just got done the part where they were desperate for water. I provided enough water for the entire story. 😭

When you master that you will evolve to wingman.

I cut my finger when I was reading last night and didn't notice it, so now I have a couple pages of Red Rising spattered in blood. Kinda fitting, ngl

Calm down nerds, it's a library book and won't even be his problem soon.

This is why e-readers and large freezer bags were invented.

I don’t know where you live, but i will find you and lick all your dirty fingers in a way you will find uncomfortable before you desecrate any more precious paperbacks

I dislike that person for despoiling a book...even if they own the book

FUCK

Sucks to be gross or unlike that ? I guess we all are wrong and the world is too polite to not be like that… or not and otherwise we are all better… I guess the point is nothing counts and there’s nothing better than the internet…

Sucks to be so gross that nothing matters when the world is so bad… I guess nothing matters…

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