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[Shitpost] Offering my services (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/pcmasterrace@lemmy.world
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I'm offering my engineering services for $50/hour. I got my degree at Mars University, graduated year 2069.

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[–] 12 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Needs more LEDs that are controlled by a 300MB electron application with user accounts and AI enablement. Don't forget the mobile app.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Way ahead of you. Investors are interested and I just received a mail from Gougle, saying that if I can just help one of their main clients, a Nigerian prince, out of monetary predicament, they'll sign a billion dollar contract for mass production of this thing. They'll even throw in some candy bars, they said.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Just make sure nothing works if the user doesn't have an internet connection and won't let you snoop on all their data

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Ah, there a biometric sensor on the side which is needed for bootup and it sends the scanned fingerprint to the NSA. I'm currently working on a retina scanner and have future plans for breath print scanner too. Just need to work out the code base first.

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    • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    None

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