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[Shitpost] Offering my services (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/pcmasterrace@lemmy.world
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I'm offering my engineering services for $50/hour. I got my degree at Mars University, graduated year 2069.

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[–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Just make sure nothing works if the user doesn't have an internet connection and won't let you snoop on all their data

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Ah, there a biometric sensor on the side which is needed for bootup and it sends the scanned fingerprint to the NSA. I'm currently working on a retina scanner and have future plans for breath print scanner too. Just need to work out the code base first.

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