Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.

I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently

Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?

engage in manual labor

Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I'll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.

Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can't get out of the house and can't have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I'm 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I'm boooooored!

Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it feel good

Suffer in silence.

found the 23 year old with no bitches.

Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?

You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.

Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image

Go out for a 10 km run

Write fanfiction.

I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy

I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.

well high school seemed like such a blur...

Have you ever considered starring in a music video? Some of those are filled with bored and horny looking women. And they often have a swimming pool, so you can have a quick dip before you head home.

If you want to do anything else, you'll probably need to learn some skills. Or use some, if you already have them.

cry?