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[–] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Its 2AM, Today is tomorrow already

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I have been promised this before, but all I ever see is TODAY?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Who still smokes cigs in 2026? Woof

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    They're making a comeback. When you're afflicted by a miasma or even a lecherous spirit, and it's causing a pallor with your vigor being sapped, a cigarette can be just the thing to cool the throat and mollify the mind.

    This message was brought to you by the RFK Jr's CDC

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I've used nicotine products intended to wean people off cigs, like the patches or lozenges when caffeine's not cutting it. But cigs, and even vaping for that matter, really do require an RFK Jr level of health understanding.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago
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    huck a molotov at that shit. It just might work

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    God, fuck, I hope not. The more tomorrows I've been through, the less I want another to come.

    edit: god DAMNIT

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    there is no tomorrow. that is an illusion. there is only today

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    It won't be that bad, the sign here says there's free beer tomorrow!

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