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[–] 68 points 7 months ago (1 child)

What's left of a Looney Tunes character after touching a live wire

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  • [–] 45 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    This reminds me of a long time ago when I was traveling by train in Europe. It was hot and stuffy despite the windows being open with muggy air blasting in. We were standing in the halls as it was better than in the rooms. Then someone barfed - luckily they made it to the window.
    Later I went for a walk along the train. The next carriage back was strangely empty - until I noticed the barf splatter on the inside wall of the hall. You could see the silhouette of where people had been standing.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Sounds like the time I barfed out of a moving car, and half of it got sucked back in through the cracked open rear window. Surprised my dad didn't disown me for the mess it made of his car, but within 2 hours he was busy puking up a storm too. That was one nasty fucking stomach bug.

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  • [–] 32 points 7 months ago

    It was foretold!

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  • [–] 30 points 7 months ago

    Way back in the early 2000s, we used to re-fill toner cartridges. If you overfilled them, it kinda looked like this.

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  • [–] 28 points 7 months ago

    Never trust a fart while dry-boofing.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago

    til about boofing, thanks, i guess

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Can't wake up until I've boofed my dark roast.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Looks like someone was raptured before the espresso went into the machine. Unacceptable!

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Oh fuck I'm gonna boof

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago