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[–] 109 points 7 months ago (9 children)

And we're SURE this is real life? Really??? THIS is real life????

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  • [–] 48 points 7 months ago

    What a stupid fucking timeline this is.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Andrew Callaghan isn't conservative

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah that's some bs lol. I feel like he can be a little too 'centrist' a lot, but def not a conservative. Fwiw I saw him live and he was explicitly calling out right wing/fash "influencers".

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Centrist? If youre talking about the fact he doesnt criticize conservative people to their face, thats because he takes his job seriously, which is to report neutrally. Probably just seems strange because we live in a world where 99% of media coverage has a clear intention of steering peoples opinions.

    Outside of his interviews, he is clearly left-leaning.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    This wasn't on my 2026 bingo card.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I know it isn't the story but how the fuck is Andrew Callaghan a "conservative commentator"?

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah dude WTF. I had to check if the kid that did All Gas, No Breaks was a maga asshole now.

    It seems he is not, just doing the hear out both parts kinda thing. Worth having a whole discussion over the details, really.

    But he does have SA allegations so that's not great.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    WTF, does the winner get to be crowned next King President?

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Seems unfair. Two versus one?

    I vote for Cornpop to be allowed to fight on Biden's side.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    2v1 is the only way this fight could be fair. If hunter is ripping lines off a hookers ass he could take the entire family on at once.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    I want to see him walk on stage, rip off his aviators in a dramatic fashion revealing another pair of aviators underneath, at which point he reaches into his suit jacket to pull out an entire brick of cocaine, which he proceeds to rip in half over his head with his bare hands.

    At that point, he would shove his fists into each half of the cocaine brick and begin pummeling the ever living fuck out of both the other ass hats with his newly dusted knuckles.

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  • [–] 28 points 7 months ago

    I hate this timeline so much

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago

    Who even knows anymore

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    If they all get to use Crack for the gladiator fight, id watch it.

    Rome is back baby.

    Otherwise all those nepo babies are useless.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Anything to distract Americans from serious issues. And it somehow works every time...

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    That would be awesome actually

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    Bwah god! That’s CM Pope’s music!! And he’s going right after Pete Heg!!!

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I heard there's some kind of event happening at the white house. Maybe they will be so gracious as to add them their event.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    Don jr, sure, but Eric? Come on now he has the IQ of a turnip. I'm not saying dont do it, but I feel a little bad about it.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    They both have the intellect of a root vegetable. So Jr is a rutabaga, he isn't any more intelligent that that turnip.

    And frankly, Hunter is a yam, at best.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    All that once or one at a time. (Bruce Lee quotes from a movie.)

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    An evening spent beating up each other is an evening not beating up on us, so sure.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago*

    Really, if we're going to be having a Nepo-Baby tournament, let's start filling out brackets. And don't forget to have a Women's Division, lots of dipshit Nepo-Baby women, too.

    While Hunter and the Trumps are having it out to open the tournament, let's get the Women's Division started with the Kardashians.

    Oh, yeah, I forgot to say, primary rule is that all battles are to the death. Two go in, one comes out.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    He's gotta watchout if they go for his jugular with their bonespurs.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    They can all go to prison for their crimes and they can then have cage matches every day.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    "Idiot says idiot shit on idiot platform" ftfy

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    They can all afford legit healthcare, so IDGAF. Unless him winning gets Trump out of office and into a jail cell, IDGAF.

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