cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/40641106

In 2000 Avery Brooks did some television commercials for IBM:

frame of Avery Brooks in "Flying Cars" IBM TV commercial from 2000, no text

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[–] 10 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

It's 2026. Still no flying cars. We have more surveillance than the Obsidian Order and TalShiar combined. But we did create a lot of value for shareholders and the DJIA was at 50,000 for a little bit

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    The government has flying cars locked next to your alien friend in area 51.

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    [–] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    This legit hits hard, even today.

    We are waaaay the fuck in the future, scifi-wise. It's about to be 20-fucking-26. I was promised so many awesome things.

    "Best I can do is AI that writes music and paints and writes novels for you, you know, all the stuff humans consider fun"

    Fuck it, just have AI play our video games and watch our movies for us so we have more time to do dishes and laundry. IT'S THE FUTURE. I SHOULDN'T BE DOING DISHES OR LAUNDRY. What are we even doing here?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (3 children)

    IT’S THE FUTURE. I SHOULDN’T BE DOING DISHES OR LAUNDRY.

    WASHING MACHINES EXIST

    JFC, it's the flying car problem. We have flying cars, they're called helicopters.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    How come everyone on lemmy thinks after you put your dirty clothes in the washing machine that the machine magically folds your clothes and puts them away?

    Tell me you don't wash your own clothes without telling me you don't wash your own clothes.

    Holla at me when there's an AI clothes robot.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Holla at me when there’s an AI clothes robot.

    It's a hard problem, but some of the scientists of all time are working on it:

    NPR timelapse gif animation from 2015 of BRETT the "Berkeley Robot for the Elimination of Tedious Tasks" taking 10 minutes to fold a towel

    It took a decade for FoldiMate to admit defeat and declare bankruptcy, but Laundroid accomplished the same task in only four years - so, soon, we could have robotics companies able to give up in under a year!

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Where the fuck's my jetpack?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    I just realized that this may be better than Frakes asking you questions. That is an epiphany.

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