Oof, sorry but there wasn't a predominately black settlement by the river to build it over so.

Central park used to be an """urban blighted""" black community that was destroyed IIRC. Really unsavory stuff.

None Park with Left Beef.

Left park, none beef.

Isn't the Hudson river basically an open toilet?

and right side people can just get fucked eh? no park for those poor bastards

Do they have a reason for thinking it should be along the river?

I am a big fan of well dispersed and easily accessible green spaces distributed among cities for lots of reasons and am not sure I see the original intent.

In German it would be the Linken Park

bad geography

Oww! Geography burn!