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[–] 98 points 7 months ago (7 children)

You sound like a strong, sexy and intelligent man who is laser focused on making your house great again.

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    He's building a new ballroom!

    Well I mean, right now he's just demo'd the basement, and says he'll get the contractors to do a structural assessment next weekend, so I'm sure he knows what he's doing, can't wait for the aquarium dance floor to go in!

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    He did get permits before demoing tho, right?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Donald’s more a man of action. Thinking isn’t his greatest strength. He might be the dumbest person in history to ever have this much control. It’s why so many Americans adore him. Instead of making them feel stupid, like most other human interactions, he makes them feel smart

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    and now the dog is dropping bombs in the cat box

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    Yeah, but did you say "Thank you" or at least "Praise to Allah"?

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    Republicans racing to post this in "explain the joke"

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Won not just that exchange, but the entire war military operation.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    @grok what does this mean?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Sometimes, you need to not have Just One More Turn, and like, chill out a little bit.

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  • I once told a lady i was dating something like that. I believe i said 'burn your village to the ground and salt the earth'

    But we were both from san francisco so it kind of backfired.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Nailed it, king, fuck those bleeding heart libs. Owned ‘em for sure! God and his mysterious ways, n shit.

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  • 2 comments in c/noncrediblediplomacy@sh.itjust.works view that post
    [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Apparently he's blockading the kitchen now in a new turn of events.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Also she's taking all the friends and pets in the divorce.

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