muscles

?? What kind of prehensile pps are y'all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

boneless

So not a werewolf.

highly sensitive

So not a true manwhore.

flesh

So not AI.

Nah, she takes her teef out first.

Who was the first man who was like "I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat"???

Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.

But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.

God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.

Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It's a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.

I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.

One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that "crazy girl sex" that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there's a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.

According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.

It’s called a ring gag…

Jeez, how long have you been spending on thesaurus.com?

This is one reason I never understood tea bagging

feels good man

And chock full of germs that will give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.

Hack! J’accuse!

https://youtu.be/LfT8PRJXfFM?is=pJnEyHqd3jnNlENP

Looks like someone doesn't understand "The Gummy". It's why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. While your prime earning years may be behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table with good gummy. Make sure you get a good denturist.

Edit: Tough crowd. Dark humour isn't easy.

Edit 2: Update with technical reference.

Edit 3: References. I swear I once saw a daytime talkshow like Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich that was along the lines of "My teenaged daughter had her teeth removed on purpose to better please her new husband and I helped her do it." I just can find the reference.

Edit 4: Now illustrated.

comprising

not comprised of

friggin' dunce