Looks like someone doesn't understand "The Gummy". It's why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. While your prime earning years may be behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table with good gummy. Make sure you get a good denturist.

Edit: Tough crowd. Dark humour isn't easy.

Edit 2: Update with technical reference.

Edit 3: References. I swear I once saw a daytime talkshow like Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich that was along the lines of "My teenaged daughter had her teeth removed on purpose to better please her new husband and I helped her do it." I just can find the reference.

Edit 4: Now illustrated.