The water in whatever you're drinking today was once dinosaur urine. You gotta make peace with that sooner or later.

Its 100%. Every person to ever existed has been made with atoms that once made up a dick, datebayo

OP is horny lol

Posted a bunch of "hot men from other countries" comments and then this... 🤣

We're all just borrowing recycled particles for a little while, before making them available for others, in future. Just that man started messing with that traditional equation when he came up with burials, and later coffins.

Not just that, but our living bodies are composed of something like ~50% bacteria and other organisms, and with mites living in our pores, eyelashes, etc. Fun stuff to think about, eh? :D

You? 100%.

Probably pretty high,you are a dick!

Well, if you were a pussy you wouldn't have asked this question 👍

It's close to certain. We actually did a calculation in HS physics class, "how many atoms of Cleopatra are in each of us?". This is similar but multiply by many thousands.

In regards to the second part, I'd point out that earth isnt a closed system, and small amounts of new matter are constantly ending up on earth. Think things like meteors (if i remember correctly, a few dozen tons of them fall on earth daily) the very thin traces of gas in space (it's not a actually a perfect vacuum) and certain types of cosmic radiation that happen to consist of atoms. As such, I'd imagine it's unlikely we'd ever get every atom on earth having once been part of one.

Depends, a human penis or any penis.

You forgot another variable, an important one.

"You" are not "You". Most (all?) atoms inside you are different than they once were. You are cycling through them as your body breaks down and repairs itself. Brain, teeth and eyes are about the only stable organs. The rest cycles, even your bones. And, yes, your penis.

The skin cells covering your penis, just like the rest of your body, last about a month. If you masturbate regularly, maybe faster.

So that's one penis per month worth of skin cells, just floating around your house. And then your friend comes over, asks for a glass of water. A small mote of dust sits in the glass, invisible to the naked eye. You fill it, he drinks it.

Yeah, that's right. Your buddy just swallowed your cock. I mean, for purposes of this absurd discussion, anyway.