Seattle

[–] IamSparticles@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Eat a teriyaki chicken take-out meal on a clear day while loudly proclaiming that "The mountain is out!"

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 7 months ago

As someone who grew up with real teriyaki from Japan (yes, I know that the story is "real teriyaki" is from here, but the Japanese style of making it is not), I feel this so much. I'm with you on the mountain being out, but the teriyaki is American style (not my preference) and I will die on that hill.

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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Catching a tossed fish and kissing the gum wall.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I'd much rather kiss the fish.

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[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago*

People don't connect like that here. If they did, the first rite would surely be to step over a homeless person without making eye contact.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Taking away the umbrella

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone [S] 2 points 7 months ago*

Finally!

I was aiming for creativity with this question. I really like the idea of ceremonially retiring an umbrella for a raincoat. Much more pleasant than getting someone’s socks wet, which is the best I’d come up with to acknowledge the rain.

One I saw during a comedy show: someone has invited you to an event. Acknowledge the invitation as kindly as possible without committing that you’ll be there.

“WOW that sounds fun!”

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I've lived all over the world, and I think there are very few places which have what you're asking for. The best we have here is correcting people for calling it Pike's Place.

[–] Heyla 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

Cops are fascist

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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone [S] 2 points 7 months ago

Wrong post.