Hey Seattle,

In the play Come from Away, there’s a song where the locals offer to make their visitors honorary Newfoundlanders by making them drink terrible alcohol and kiss a freshly caught cod.

This got me thinking: what kind of silly ritual could be used to dub someone an honorary Seattleite?

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[–] 6 points 7 months ago*

People don't connect like that here. If they did, the first rite would surely be to step over a homeless person without making eye contact.

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