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[–] 33 points 7 months ago

The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    The rare case of an actual "mango mania" event.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    I'll take mango number five.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago

    Buying that many mangos summons Mango.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago


    uh, slight typo

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Did you know mango skin shares the active ingredient of poison ivy? Do not scrape mango skin with your teeth.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Don’t mango whine. Mango wine!

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Well, as this is from nearly 20 years ago, I hope they figured that they have more than enough mangoes for frozen mangoe margaritas.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    The answer is 25.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I've seen people buy literal carts full of milk, carts full of water, carts full of watermelons, etc. I always wonder why they need that much. I assume for a restaurant. They gotta buy from somewhere. And if they suddenly run out of something, they aren't waiting for their normal supplier.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I worked as a grocery store cashier briefly, and I think the single most memorable customer I had was a lady that came in, right at closing time, with two shopping cars, one with dozens of frozen dinners and other stuff I don't remember, and the other containing what I'd guess to be every single bunch of bananas left on display. At the very least, enough to fill the bottom of a shopping cart. They told me the bananas were for some event their church group was doing.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    +Strawberries, kiwi fruit in equivalent +/- cilantro, per preference Add acid/sweet to taste Chill, serve

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (4 children)

    mangoes

    I think this guy is from the spelling problem as well.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Can someone help me out here?

    How many "mangoes" are that in total?

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