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[–] 30 points 7 months ago

No. Just manipulating the market. Totally cool. Totally legal.

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  • [–] 27 points 7 months ago

    Not according to anyone in Iran.

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    Narrator: He is not

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Oh. The Atlantic.

    I suppose you're old enough now that we should "the talk"

    See, now, when the President wants to fuck us all for what is in comparison a laughably small sum of money...

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago
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    It was a phone call from Irene, his orange face paint supplier.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    How does Trump idiocy suddenly reflect on Iran losing the narrative?
    Seems to me that Iran has taken control of the narrative, while USA and Israel are losing it completely.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    This Tehran?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Ya of course! Why would he lie? This is the same saint that ended the ukraine-russia war, lowered the price of gas and groceries, and sends his best warriors to handle crime all over the country! Of course I believe him!

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    "I do not believe any man in America gets more calls from ayatollahs wanting to see him, meet him, or go out with him. The most beautiful ayatollahs, the most successful ayatollahs—all ayatollahs love Donald Trump."

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago
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    What? No more blowjob face level glory fist sign?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    When trunk says singing is going well and the other side is connecting everything, it’s to try and humiliate them into doing it.

    Except Ian isn’t some political appointee so is not going to work.

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    [–] 3 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    If you believe this DM me for an incredible financial opportunity

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

    OhHhHh is it the new Trump coin!?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    If I were a billionaire I'd buy all the Trump coins minted. Melt them all down and cast them into turds that weighed 10% less and sell each one for 20% more than it cost as commemorative trump turds.

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