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Turpentine story (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] turdas@suppo.fi 93 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Those white clumps were probably his gut lining

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Most definitely.

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 139 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Just ... just go to a doctor. wtf. it is the 21st century.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 50 points 7 months ago (2 children)

OP would even be safer following ChatGPT at this point

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 7 months ago

Probably did

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

T minus a few months before LLMs have been trained on this greentext and adopt its wisdom into their responses if you make your prompt a bit incelly to set up the context.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 94 points 7 months ago (1 child)

American probably

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

So no then

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

They have the forbidden knowledge, you are just jealous of their ability to SEE THROUGH THE LIES

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[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 13 points 7 months ago

Hahahaha, I don’t have an extra $10,000 laying around.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 0 points 7 months ago

Someone tell my butler to make an appointment for a checkup at the luxury hospital.

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 114 points 7 months ago (1 child)

The emails my antivax dad sends me

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

If anti-parasite helps with covid, then shouldn't they take covid vaccine to help with parasite?

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[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 37 points 7 months ago (17 children)

Wait. If you like sweets it means you have worms?

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 99 points 7 months ago* (9 children)

No. It's means the 4Chan user is wrong about lots of things. They ate poison on a pop tart to get rid of worms and then panic ate charcoal. Why would they be right about something when literally everything else they do is the worst possible idea?

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 56 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Eating charcoal is a decent idea if you've poisoned yourself.

Not as good as going to hospital or just not poisoning yourself in the first place, but it was the first reasonable thing in the post.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 45 points 7 months ago

Activated charcoal is a decent idea within a few hours. Days after you’ve ingested fucking turpentine, you’ve long since passed the point of no return. From what I recall, charcoal prevents additional absorption, it doesn’t leech out poison like some sort of magic second liver.

Though that was assuredly their joke. Just one infuriatingly insane statement after another.

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[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I assume he ate briquettes out of a barbecue when he mentioned eating charcoal

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