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Turpentine story (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 139 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Just ... just go to a doctor. wtf. it is the 21st century.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 50 points 7 months ago (2 children)

OP would even be safer following ChatGPT at this point

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 7 months ago

Probably did

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

T minus a few months before LLMs have been trained on this greentext and adopt its wisdom into their responses if you make your prompt a bit incelly to set up the context.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 94 points 7 months ago (1 child)

American probably

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

So no then

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

They have the forbidden knowledge, you are just jealous of their ability to SEE THROUGH THE LIES

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[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 13 points 7 months ago

Hahahaha, I don’t have an extra $10,000 laying around.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 0 points 7 months ago

Someone tell my butler to make an appointment for a checkup at the luxury hospital.

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