Also me:

Are these those pastafarians I've read about?

Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand

Talking about bathing in pasta, there's a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.

He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn't have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

Sadly I couldn't find a good photo

EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony

Mmm... Pussghetti. 🤤

Vaginosis speed run

Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster

But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That's just not right.

Ahh yes, good ol wet and messy

Something something mom's spaghetti

Jesus... thanks for showing me another kink I didn't know I had

You're telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren't on drugs?

I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.

Ah yes, this is my favorite kink. "OMG that hot person in a strange situation is still hot!"

The posing is not hurting either.

Though I do find myself being influenced in what I choose to make for lunch...

Since when is playing with food a kink?

The fuck the grown human dog doing?