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Turkey Mention (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 22 points 7 months ago (4 children)

TÜRKİYE NAMBIR VAN BEYBEEEE ASIN BAYRAKLARIIIIIIIIIII!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Türk kim varsa gelsin 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🔥🔥🇹🇷

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    • [–] 41 points 7 months ago* (10 children)

    If they don't want to be eaten then why do they keep telling people to gobble gobble them up

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Seems a little difficult to eat an entire country, idk

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    If turkeys didn't want to be eaten why are they so delicious?

    Checkmate, Peta.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    If dogs didn't want to be eaten, why is Elwood's Organic Dog Meat so delicious? /s

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    I was on board until I read

    "Chickens are intelligent and sensitive to the welfare of their peers."

    Chickens are assholes to everything. That doesn't mean they need to boxed up in tiny crates and killed. But I'll still say they are mean little fuckers with small brains.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    I love that so much! I'm actually laughing I've never seen that before! I fucking love it! I'm a meat eater who raises and eats his own meat and strives to give my animals the best life they can until they have"one bad day". But I absolutely adore the satirical irony of that site.

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    • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I hate the whole saying something 5 times thing

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    • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Why does Hungary, the hungriest of countries, not simply eat Turkey?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    They're joint in their anger against trianon/sevre treaties, shared trauma bonding moments led from one thing to another and now John Hungary doesn't want to eat turkey, as counterintuitive as it is

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    • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I don't want to be eaten either but I won't care when I'm dead.

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    • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Neither does grass that is why cut grass smells like that. It is a chemical compound to notify birds and other insect eating animals that there is free dinner.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    I love how someone downvoted you for this comment, not understanding reality that it's been scientifically proven that it's a distress call.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Grass is not conscious.

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    • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Reminds me of the second Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. They specifically engineered an animal capable of speech that could tell you directly that it wanted to be eaten.

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    • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Being eaten by a superior creature is part of a turkey's lifecycle and who are we to deny them that honor?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    PETA wants to shame the turkey's entire bloodline by causing them to dishonourably die of old age. Why does PETA hate turkeys?

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    • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    Fuck PETA

    Fuck PETA

    Fuck PETA

    Fuck PETA

    Fuck PETA

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    For real I don't really understand all the hate PETA gets. I think the most you can accuse them of is not being strategic in their messaging, and doing some pretty dumb stunts over the years. Everyone I've ever met who's involved with PETA has seemed like genuinely a good person who's trying to help animals.

    Of course there's also the "PETA kills pets" stuff, but if you do one google search you'll see this is astroturfed lies/exaggerations from the meat industry, so I don't pay that any mind.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    The only people I've met involved with peta have been 3rd party contractors paid to gather signatures, who have either been polite or obnoxious or whatever, you know your normal signature gathering dudes have good and bad days like the rest of us.

    I've never met anyone who was not employed by the organization in a "oh fuck I need money" position, and I have hobbed the nobs for charity. I'm not sure what to make of that.

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    • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Gobble gobble türkïýę

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    [–] 1 point 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Have you spoken to all turkeys?

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    • [–] -1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Members of PETA casn't just say this sort of thing without offering some kind of alternative. Until they start selling chunks of themselves as replacement meat, I'm just not gonna take them seriously!

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