Congratulations! You've given birth to a beautiful baby [object Object].

Why is this a surprise to anyone? Didn't your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn't get pergant [sic]?

Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.

you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice

how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

Brendan Eich isn't going to like this.

This is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!

surgeons are like. meat wizards.

Ok MtF folks, we have found the secret

#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>

int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }