Not soldiers nor generals , conscientious objectors are the real heroes when the call to arms comes from a fascist government
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Plot twist: draft dodgers will be sent to El Salvador and lose their US citizenship. SCOTUS will OK this b/c if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US, you don’t deserve citizenship.
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Draft dodgers hmu, there's plenty of room (and plenty of choring) at my place
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Penal batalion, once manpower runs out they're gonna send to war without a gun. Sorry bro
The alternative to this is to join, get deployed, then mess everything up as bad as possible. Be completely useless, worse than useless even. Fuck up every assignment you're given, hopefully so badly it causes lots of damage and possibly save some lives.
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I would never dodge the draft. Too good of an opportunity to get a shot in at israel.
Penal battalion ahoy!
My brother's dad used to bang this draft dodger named Mustard Guts Jimmy every summer when we'd go camping and it was usually the highlight of the trip because he always cooked the best honey mustard sausages. 19 years later I found out they called him Mustard Guts because whenever my brothers dad banged him he'd secrete a mustard like substance out his ass and use it as a condiment. Pretty gross to think about but nostalgia has me wanting to go camping with them so I can have those delicious sausages again.
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