Perhaps you'd like DeluxHost.

You can pay with crypto (I never tried it).

And they use to offer but only through this website.

• 2 cores
• 8 GB Ram
• 80 GB disk
• 10 gbps network (symmetrical)
• "fair-use" bandwidth (15 TB/month)
• a static IPv4 address
• a /64 static IPv6 block
• located in Europe

For 18 Euros per year.

Now, to set some expectations. For 18 EUR per YEAR:

1. You're NOT getting 99.999% uptime
2. That said, they are pretty reliable (especially as a hobbist platform)
3. For this price point, you're not getting blazing fast hardware.
4. The reliability does depend a lot on your neighbors
5. The biggest problem I've had is with IO (and high/unusable IO-waits). I've had IO operations blocked for 5 minutes.
6. However, their Support is really helpful, if you're not a jerk nor expecting 99.999% uptime with SLA's. And you can provide timestamps when issues occur, they will go out of their way to try to improve the situation.
7. I did have issues with their network 6 months ago, but they did some migrations and I haven't noticed any issues.
8. You will want to look at their Fair-use document, to see what you're allowed and not allowed to do with your bandwidth.

That said, I'm very satisfied with them... but, at this price point, I won't be surprised if they "disappear in a year".

When I look at what other VPS companies are offering for 18 Eur: I feel I'm getting a much better value from DeluxHost.

edit: formatting and words

https://ultra.cc/

Love the phrasing of this question. Not much to add, but interested in the discussion

It’s a weird pick, but I recommend https://bloom.host/.

They’re gaming-focused, but their Ryzen vps boxes are really performant. Very helpful and competent support, great uptime and comms, solid tooling and monitoring.

You can pay with a virtual card no problem. Never had issues getting blocked when behind VPN either.

I use 1984.hosting for myself.

They even have a page dedicated to litigation.

~$10.00/month.

I built a custom firewall - on gitlab if ya want - it enhances the privacy and anti-tracking I want for myself without locking myself out of everything.