Oh god buddy, sorry. When my kid was born I got it every December for three years and I can confirm, I've never felt less attached to this plane of existence than when I'm lying there after emptying myself from both ends, all over the bathroom like a spinning firework of effluent. You just lie there in a daze... I have never craved death more sincerely.

Wait what. I thought the french version is the perfectly neat and folded kind.

I make american omelettes. Thick and folded only in half, with jagged edges. Usually 8 eggs and veggies, cheese, for 2-3 people.

You're the first poster so it is more mikely the other one copying you. But i decided to ask anyways bcus who knows, maybe you know each other and there was a coordonated effort (see https://lemmy.world/post/44130348)