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[–] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

In my family the word scrommit means vomiting so hard you're also screaming

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I had norovirus last week, cool to know there is a word for what scared the shit out of my wife at 1am

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Oh god buddy, sorry. When my kid was born I got it every December for three years and I can confirm, I've never felt less attached to this plane of existence than when I'm lying there after emptying myself from both ends, all over the bathroom like a spinning firework of effluent. You just lie there in a daze... I have never craved death more sincerely.

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