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[โ€“] 93 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 83 points 8 months ago*

    A sleepy look from a kitty is a loving look.

    Eyes wide open? Be aware the automated security system has activated on the leaping quadslasher.

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  • [โ€“] 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

    I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies

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  • [โ€“] 30 points 8 months ago

    Dilated pupils mean that either they're cute and about to chase down that toy you're waving around... or if you're prey-sized, you're dead.

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  • [โ€“] 23 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    The more a cat wants to kill something, the cuter it is.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Unless it's another cat, or something they're afraid of but can't run away from.

    Then it's all spiky hair, and nails, and teeth, and swung back ears, and arched back, and hissing or, even worse, yowling like a banshee.

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  • [โ€“] 22 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Unless the room's poorly lit, then they might have huge eyes without being in murder mode.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Reminds me of when I posted a pic of my husky that was in night shot mode and a ton of replies were like "why are her pupils so dialated," because the room was way darker IRL than what the photo looked like.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 8 months ago

    Tf you mean "the one" weird thing?

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 8 months ago

    Thank you! The amount of people who don't know this basic fact is astounding

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 8 months ago

    ... Either that or bro is high as balls on catnip.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 8 months ago

    Having seen people in murder mode, people do the same thing. It's really unsettling to see.

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    [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago

    The title got me, but I stayed for the pic. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago*

    Them boys are playing Superhot irl

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