Just being rich seems to work pretty well.

What if you say, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" a lot? Does that count?

Edit: Wait. I just remembered. I'm not rich.

If only I could find someone who would pay me a lot of money to say "Jesus".

>Be me  
>At the park, chilling  
>Random white guy comes up to me  
>Punches me in the face
>ouch.mp4
>"JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS"
>yo dude, not coo-- !!
>he flashes his rolex
>alright, i'll let this one slide...

Reminds me of the story of the father/pastor who raped his daughter, and was given a slap on the wrist 60 day jail sentence for, according to the judge, being a "good christian man".

Which, like... what part of raping a child makes you a good christian man? Smells like to me the judges home PC probably has sexual images of children on it.

Court Transcript:

Judge: How do you plead?

Defendant: JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS...

If you are rich.

Some rich jack off gets caught in a scandal. 2 months later he’s on the Christian shopping channels telling how he’s finally found the lard. Like ffs how many times do we have see this episode again?

Might be an issue in Spanish speaking countries

Jesus, really?

Just landed a huge contract by following these rules. It is very sad but true.

You don't need any of that if you're not stupid enough to get caught. Maybe stop being stupid?

Welcome to White Quadrant 1

Needs wiggle room. You won't get away with everything, but it's even money that you could.

For all we know, Trump was the mastermind behind Epstein vacations.