I don't see how this is felony prisoner escape. Would he have been charged with that just for going to the bathroom? If not, there's no reason to charge him with it in this instance. They're just mad that people know how shitty they are at watching prisoners.

Being used as slave labor is gross enough. To be used at an event put on by the sheriff is just another level.

I assume we’re all more confused about why a Sherrif would want prisoners serving food to them on their Birthday – and why that’s even a thing.

Oh – Florida – carry on then.

Firstly, how is this news? Second: Charged with Prisoner escape or attempted escape??? The dude clearly was not trying to escape. An early release maybe, but not an escape. "Prisons are over crowded." Mhhmm, mhhmm... Let's have this guy in prison for the next 15 years on a bullshit charge.

I don't even know where to begin with any of this.

What an absolute garbage can of a country

Aside from the alleged porta-potty incident, the fundraiser appeared to be a success. A large crowd of people attended, and $63,000 was raised, according to the sheriff’s office.

crucial journalism

Is he a slave or he got paid?

slinging hash at a sheriff’s barbecue

that sounds like a dangerous sidegig as far as prison labour goes

New urban dictionary entry for “Dirty Sanchez”

what I'm always curious about these sorts of thing is like... was it raw? or is bro always ready to go with the condies?

sorry if it's a weird thought

Slinging hash turned into slinging dick

That headline is a sentence so white trash I grew a mullet just reading it.