Mayhem

Mayhem.

The LiMu Emu.

Those birds are fucking strong.

Limu emu.

Humans started, and lost the emu wars once already. There's a reason there's never been a second one

Geico's got a bunch of buff, erudite cavemen in their stable, don't forget.

Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater, ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny-style.

All enter the arena and are all instantly vaporized by a death ray.

The peasants rejoiced.

Doesn't the emu have a gun?

Geico piglet with pinwheels

Does JK Simmons count as being a mascot? 🤔

Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.

The GEICO gecko, for sure. He's small and quick so it would be easier to evade attacks while everyone else kills each other.

The general duh, he's got modern munitions.

Erin esurance, hands down.

Right. Yes. It's the mascots on track toward this contest. Sure.

No sir. I didn't hear anyone say CEO.