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[–] 50 points 8 months ago (3 children)

No shit. Only the immoral nation would go through with such a dumb idea. The rest of the world laughs at this shit.

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Consists entirely of people trying to bribe him for favors.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    *Bored of Peace

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You think after coming right out with "department of war" he would be more willing to be upfront with his goals.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    This is consistent with "Big Beautiful Bill" (the ugliest bill ever) and the "Department of Government Efficiency" (that reduced government services, while somehow costing more).

    Trump probably figures there will be peace when all the people who disagree with him are dead.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    It's a circle of dictators, and if you don't pay your membership fee you get captured or killed during a hostile invasion of your country

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Isn't this a great moment?

    Like we definitely know who we need to never listen to, and probably should jail ASAP.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Should be called the zionist puppet commission. Or "Coalition of the Bribed". Each member gets their own coat with a map of Israel occupying the entire middle east printed on the back of it. And each coat comes with a matching set of knee pads.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Crowd of Cunts

    Circle of Criminals

    Cabal of Con Artists

    Coloniser Crew

    Bored of Peace

    Board of Bitches

    Board of Butchers

    Zionist Mafia

    Murder of Murderers

    Supremecist Squad

    Party of Pedophiles

    Ring of Rapists

    Team Genocide

    Fellowship of Fuckheads

    Group of gropers

    Shift of shit heads

    Homies from Hell

    Epstein's Entourage

    Syndicate of Stupid

    War Crime Posse

    Faction of Fucks

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    No no! You got it all wrong! It's not peace, it's piece! As in they each get a turn at having a piece of the action with little Timmy's balls!

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You’re just misinterpreting their misinterpretation of peace. If every country is controlled by the US, there’s no need for war.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I see nothing wrong. Just like a panel on AIDS aims to get rid of AIDS, the Board of Peace aims to get rid of peace.

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    [–] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    The Imperialist Way.

    Be violent af, then say hey let's have peace but we control and own everything and you must work for us, and you can't hurt us because of laws we made, that would make you terrorists. You wouldn't want to be called violent savages now, would you?

    "Be thankful, you're living in the most peaceful time in all of history"

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  • [–] [S] 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

    It was one of numerous incongruities that surfaced during the bizarre first meeting of Trump’s Temu United Nations.

    Yeah I mean, pretty obvious this is all just kind of a sick joke to him and his handlers. All of it.

    Why does he do any of the things he does? Why would he base his campaign on making Americans aware of the Epstein files (knowing he's in them) and then refuse to release them?

    Why would he run on being the peace time president then start so many unjust wars over oil?

    Because he can. He's a treasonous little bitch, shitting on the constitution at home and making a mockery of America abroad, but he's simply playing the role he was selected to play.

    It's unclear if he actually realizes the end game for himself, or if he's too much of a demented narcissist. If he is aware, maybe he just figures the ends near anyway, so he might as well just dissociate and enjoy the ride while his favorite songs play in the background.

    The point is to destabilize America so that Americans do what Trump is claiming he hopes the Iranians will do now that he's taken out their leader for them.

    Outsourcing regime change

    Allegedly, anyway.

    The truth is that even if the Iranian people do what they're supposed to do, and topple the remaining pieces of the regime, the Oligarch who will replace Khamenei had already been selected long before bombs started dropping on Saturday.

    Who is Reza Pahlavi? A royal in exile, Iran's youngest pilot, and a potential successor after Khamenei's death

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah I mean, pretty obvious this is all just kind of a sick joke to him and his handlers. All of it.

    It's not merely a joke. This is a real and functional international cartel. Trump's doing The Five Families shit on a global stage. All of these members cooperate with the US military and proliferate US technologies. All of them profit off the exploitation of captured human labor. All of them are ravenously hungry for fossil fuels. All of them want to encroach on their neighbors' borders.

    The point is to destabilize America

    It's to destabilize local power structures within the domestic polity and consolidate more authority through the chief executive. An easier feat in a small country like Hungary or Argentina or Israel or Azerbaijan than the mega-states of India, Indonesia, the US, or Pakistan. But by cartelizing military and surveillance powers, this new Rogue UN can leverage (at least the appearance of) cooperation to bring whatever's left of the democratic interior under a new kind of martial law.

    The truth is that even if the Iranian people do what they’re supposed to do, and topple the remaining pieces of the regime, the Oligarch who will replace Khamenei had already been selected long before bombs started dropping on Saturday.

    Reza Pahlavi is a useful idiot who can operate as a "legitimate" figurehead in the country. But he's not going to be in charge, any more than Abdel Fattah el-Sisi runs Egypt or Ahmed al-Sharaa runs Syria or King Abdullah II runs Jordan. He'll be on the end of a US/Israeli leash.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    FFS, it's not "Board of Peace". It's "Bored of Peace"!

    How many times it needs to be repeated. It was a typo on the initial trump announcement, and all the MSM are republishing the typo verbatim.

    It's so obvious

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

    Supporters of regime change beware. Trump won't leave Iran with a democratic government because he hates democracy.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago*

    This isn't your typical American hostile takeover of a sovereign nation though.

    Like, usually we drag it out, there's some cat + mouse, the president doesn't say the quiet part out loud. We might drone strike a couple of kids, but we won't bomb a whole damn school. Let alone take out the leader.

    And then have practically no plan following it? Trump's first announcement after the attack made it seem like creating a power vacuum was the whole intent. Subsequent announcements make it seem more like "beatings will continue until morale improves", or rather "we'll just keep bombing you till you make the government we want".

    It's like constantly hitting "next" while you're on shuffle trying to get Macarena by Los del Rio, and you've got like 20,000 songs to go through. And even when Man in the Mirror comes on and you can see Macarena right there you're like, "not good enough" and keep shuffling. Don't even pause for a minute to appreciate how good of a song Man in the Mirror is. Nope. Gotta shuffle. Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    That's a typo, he really meant Bored of Peace.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Totally not pedophiles board of trustees

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago*

    Bored of Piss.

    Putin's all too happy to have a ready-made rogue's gallery for which not only his cultists have an object for their 2-minute hatred but also a reason to keep the West splintered with his propaganda machine, thanks to techbros giving him the megaphone.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Ah yes, the “peace” of brutal authoritarianism and the grave.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    At least we can get them all in one room.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    If it wasn't obvious enough where this wannabe Nobel Prize winner stood on the morality and integrity spectrums...

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    'Bored' of Peace

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Board Of Peace Of The Grave.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    It’s a genocide cleanup committee

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    The best news that could come out of this 'board of peace' is when the chair's lifetime appointment ends.

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