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[–] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I'm at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    Only if it’s the 800mg.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    "I hope you brought enough for the whole class"

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I guess I should count myself lucky I don't need pain relievers?

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    I'm at the age where I sometimes start sentences with "I'm at the age where".

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Bogarting? You're old! 😊

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    bottle?? i have never seen pain relievers in anything but blister pack

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    The other week my friend and colleague just pulled a handle of loose ibuprofen out of her pocket.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You all know how much this shit costs you better pay me.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Aleve is the good stuff. Price has super jacked up though.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I'm an Aleve guy

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Is that the one that gives you autism?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    From Urban Dictionary:

    To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    I'm at the age

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    YOU BE WHAT???????

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