Years ago I was a young white guy with long hair and a short ish beard. Someone at my job decided I looked like shaggy from scooby doo. The name kinda stuck and became my nickname.

Few months later, I was at work and one of the guys came over and asked for some favor. I forget what it was but it wasn't like a 30 second thing, it was like a multi hour task. I denied the request and made some excuse. He then reached behind his back and pulled out a box of scooby snacks. They were like small graham crackers in the shape of a dog head like scooby. "Would you do it for a scooby snack?" Everyone around started laughing, even I started laughing.

I didn't end up doing it and the task was just made up for the joke. It was pretty funny though. He said he saw them over the weekend when grocery shopping for his family and thought the joke was too good.

Side note, they still make scooby snacks and the kid I'm basically raising actually really likes them.

I would! I want to try that shit.

Naw

I mean, what on earth makes you happier than someone you care about being excited to see you?

I just do the things to her that I do to my dog, because I love my dog more.

Ah, I see — we're calling this healthy now.

I hope this doesn't mean that he treats his dog the same way he treats his gf 🍆🍑

I don't think I could ever love a partner more than I love my cat tbh