I saw a post a long time ago about a “Sea plus plus” boat.

I saw a boat named, "más tequila" and the guy towing the boat was driving way too fast for the weight. He got a flat tire and I kept thinking about how he was going to have menos tequila.

I assume naming a boat something alcohol related results in more cops checking them out.

I always loved boat names, and I give names to many of my things, like phones and computers

"Wood too" and "Wood not" is a missed opportunity for "Wood naut"

Boats and beach houses. Something about being close to the water must prime the dad joke cortex. Scientists, please investigate.

Unsinkable 2 got me

Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.

Where’s “wet dream”?

Unsinkable II def top of the game.

My Dad's sailboat was Passing Wind

I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.

“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”

“Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”

“Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”

“Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”

“Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”

“Damn, that sucks.”

Years ago in a Devon fishing village

Pier pressure Is my favorite

Should'a been "Wood Knot", or even "Wood Naut".

If you're not dad naming your boat, you're doing it wrong.

I can't decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.

Woah, I've seen "wood not" and "wood too"! Small world

I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).

I worked for a marina when I was a child teenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat named

C:[ESC]

From Dexter

First boat from Canada ?

One dude had "Hail Seaser".

Prawn star was the best I’ve seen

They're all great except the last one. The "Cirrhosis" one went over my head but I looked it up, it's excellent. The last one, "aqua holic", isn't a dad joke unless I'm missing something.

Where's the C-Word?

Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.

The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce

But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious

I own a couple of inflatables, a tiny foldable, car trunk capable dinghy with an 4 hp motor, and a mid sized trailerable RHIB (rigid hull inflatable boat). The dinghy is named cuinmeri (phonetic spelling of Queen Mary in Spanish) and the RIHB is called patchwork, because of all the patches it had before I retubed it. And yes, I'm a near boomer (early Xer) dad.

Patchwork before retubing:

Aboat Time is just Canadian

Relevant Flintstones

(Sorry about the shitty video quality; it's the only copy I've ever been able to find.)

If these are dad jokes, what would a funny name that isn't a "dad joke" be like?

My dad's friend had a boat named the "Oy Vey"

wakey wakey

Old fart's boat.

I like Dexter's Slice of Life.

"Jizzle Drizzle".