grow corn (quokk.au)
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[–] 24 points 8 months ago (15 children)

How am I gonna grow corn on two inches of topsoil?

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Unless you live somewhere that sits on bedrock or whatever, I've heard some people plant daikon radishes for one season, then don't even harvest it and let it rot in the soil, and apparently, it's a good first step to turning compacted dirt into healthy soil.

    I've also seen people plant corn in raised beds, so that's always an option.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    Should be just enough. Plant at 2 inches deep and Just go wide (4-6ft) on the row & column spacing to allow them to spread out their roots horizontally.

    Fold the corn stubble back into the soil at the end of the year to (slightly) increase soil depth for next year. Probably too shallow to do radishes as a cover crop for the first couple years. But you should be able to build things up eventually.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    This Boomer HOA's...

    2 inches of topsoil over packed clay, rock and sand.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    They took the topsoil off some of the richest farmland in the world and sell it back to us.

    Suburbs are the worst.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    every year i buy a few bags on topsoil and spread it on the parts of the lawn that refuse to grow well. after a couple of years of that fertalizer started being far more effective :)

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    so i have a friend who wrote a textbook on turning your yard into a garden you could live off of, if you've got about half an acre to an acre i think, it's been a while since i read the intro. you have to dig rows and such but it's doable. takes a few hours of work every day. dude grew the best watermelons

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    A few hours of chorin’ a day is exactly the kind of fitness plan I could get into.

    Too bad I kill plants so bad my wife calls me Roundup.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    so the textbook is just a hundred or so double sided letter sized pages (or the first edition is, idk about second edition), is available for 20 bucks on amazon, free pdf on amazon unlimited, and sales go to support his surviving wife and ND daughter. I'd put a link up but i know how mods get about links to stuff where you can buy things.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I had corn randomly sprout in my backyard a couple of years ago. I let it be. Ended up with 3-4 stalks about 1.5m tall. They didn't come back, but the squirrels were happy for awhile.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I actually did this, it went okay. I got some corn, but unfortunately for the best germination you need a pretty large field due to corn being wind pollinated.

    I used maybe a 7×7 ft plot, so definently go bigger than that.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I grow corn every year and while you're right it does wind pollinate, you can help it along and hand pollinate. I grow in a 3x5 raised bed and have great success now that I hand pollinate them. I've even grown a single stalk of corn in a pot before, far away from other corn, and got a few ears off it.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    The last crop we need more of in the USA is corn

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Corn is grass, you might be able to argue it's technically allowed

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I'd rather grow tomatoes. My husband's father tried to grow corn once. Apparently it was such a disaster both brother in laws suggested against trying again lol

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    This seems like an interesting story! Do you know how it was a disaster?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I do not. I suspect it was some combination of the soil not being great and squirrels.

    He hated the squirrels.

    The squirrels remember this.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    AH - squirrels can absolutely be disastrous to corn and other crops, I’m sure that’s why he hates them because it’s why I hate them too. They don’t even eat the food they destroy, they just dig around uprooting plants and seedlings and take single bites out of fruits and veggies.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    They ate ALL my herb seedlings last year. Ignored the tomatoes, even the fruit. The rabbits go for the tomatoes. I also hate the squirrels and they know it. They taunt all cats that have ever lived here cause they're mean squirrels!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I’m sorry you’re dealing with rabbits too, I’m lucky that I don’t…I hear they’re just as bad as squirrels if not worse bc they actually do eat the fruit.

    I just need to train a crow to swoop the squirrels when they’re in my yard and I’ll be set!

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago*

    Do you want creepy children who worship "He Who Walks Behind the Rows"? Cause this is how you get children of the corn.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    This is the most dangerous piece of sarcasm I've seen today. Some people take it as a personal challenge! Life is definitely too short for that kind of stress.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Non-American here. Did they actually forbid that?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 8 months ago

    Also Non-American, but my understanding is that they pretty much mandate front lawn is grass only. I remember reading something about how this is enforced more often on PoC for . . . some reason.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    It's much worse than that. Only a select few plants are allowed to be planted. No outdoor accessories unless they're pre-approved by the HOA, paint and carpentry must conform to HOA standards. Any visible deviation can be punished with hundreds or thousands of dollars for each day they are present. The original idea of HOAs was a covenant meant to maintain high property values but in truth they're a scam ran by some petty tyrants and their cronies.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    HOAs in America vary between "Really good" (no one talks about these) and "authoritarian hell hole" (there's a lot of talk about these).

    One of the very worst examples I've seen was an HOA that required you to grow a single species of grass on almost every square foot of your land (As bad as, If you have a tree, that means you can't have bushes across the whole front of your house), cut it to stay very short, and keep it green. That species of grass browns when there's a drought. It browns more easily when it's cut short. The area this HOA was in is prone to droughts. Watering your lawn in a drought is illegal.

    The HOA would give people fines for not breaking the law.

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