This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)
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James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn't like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that's just jacking off with extra steps but he's in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?
Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.
I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that's how babies are made.
Best sci-fi I've read this year.
Somewhere, a little tech bro of tomorrow is dutifully taking notes that fundamentally misunderstand the message.
Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there's folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything
? Why doesn't the nutrition tablet jack me off?
I don't get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?
Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!
Where do I sign up?
Just waiting for a tech billionaire to completely miss the point of this short story.




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