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[–] 102 points 8 months ago (6 children)

This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    For most people there's no difference of ass and mouth.

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  • [–] 72 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn't like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that's just jacking off with extra steps but he's in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that's how babies are made.

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  • [–] 61 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Best sci-fi I've read this year.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there's folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything

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  • [–] 46 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    ? Why doesn't the nutrition tablet jack me off?

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago

    i updoot this post

    it jacks me off

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    Your heart might be full but your balls sure as hell wouldn't be

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I don't get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Jordan Peterson's nightmare

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    I want my heart to be full

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Pure poetry.

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    Just waiting for a tech billionaire to completely miss the point of this short story.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Full of what?

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago