you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 72 points 8 months ago (4 children)

James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn't like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that's just jacking off with extra steps but he's in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that's how babies are made.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)