I'd recommend getting fat instead. You can play it off like you're pregnant but, as long as you keep refreshing your friend groups every few months, don't have to worry about some whiny little shit popping out to hog the spotlight.
Going to shed some guilt over that last bit by stating that I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews (even when they are being whiny little shits). They can hog all the spotlight they want.
No. Absolutely do NOT get pregnant for attention.
That's what abortions are for.
Yahoo Answers, is that you?
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Being pregnant and having children can be very lonely, so no
Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.
How is babby formed?
Depends... Pregnant by a horse? That will give you attention. Pregnant by a human male well...
Rage bait is boring.
The thing is that in the long run, you have to give much more attention than you get so doing the math, I say no, but I'm not a mathematician to be honest
i've read your previous posts so no, absolutely not
if you want to alter your body or living situation for attention, have you tried voluntary incontinence?
No
No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.
Yes
I think it's too common. Takes a bit of effort but I'm sure there is potential for some exciting lore development that will raise eyebrows in every casual conversation.
Like do you think you could make yourself look pregnant with coke and mentos? No matter what the result is it would be interesting to hear that story.
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I don't normally support suicide for attention...
Cheaper to just declare you're trans.
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