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[–] 66 points 8 months ago (1 child)

At about 500,000 cubic feet for an average-ish data centre - maybe your mom's

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

    Each sperm can hold over 37MB of genetic data, so the average ejaculation can deposit over 1100TB of genetic data.

    Not quite data center levels.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    1100TB a second? That seems pretty fast, just gotta link aggregation the inputs and keep em coming.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    You only get that speed after 30s of preparation and conditioning, and it only lasts a few seconds. Burst transmission, indeed.

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    That's how they steal your genetic data.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    More prone to DDoS attacks

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Don't know about distributed, but yeah, that IS an area where "denial of service" is common 😄

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    They put a data center in my pussy in 1979 but the whole thing was bigger than me so they had to shred me up into a sludge and coat it with me. You ladies these days have it easy, data centers are much smaller now.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Sooo i get terabyte ethernet, infinite heating and rent for free???? Sign me up!

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Daddy data please

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Sploosh cooling system.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Promise? UwU

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    That's hot!

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