This happened to me once but it was a nice lady with a little market outside her plants store that sold fruits and veggies. She was always so nice. One day I was walking by and out of the blue she was like "hey have a banana"
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A little thing I love is people’s houses. There are always so many details that talk about their history, the present occupants, the place. I can pass in front of the same building every day and still notice something new.
I get incredible house-envy when I walk past. Hard to shake off
My mom watches those home-buyer shows. I can't. I just think about how I'd never be able to afford anything anywhere near that level. Then seeing people with ridiculous budgets complain about minor things they could easily change, like wallpapers or kitchen islands, feels like petty nonsense. I'm out here in a crappy, mouse-infested studio that I only managed to nab because I applied for it on the same day it was posted online - every other place already had wait lists, while I was living in my car.
It must be so nice to afford to have standards in living conditions.
So I do have a home now that I bought, but it's an overpriced shack that's falling apart if you breathe too loudly. I still feel the house envy.
I walk past other peoples homes and boil with rage at families who bought their homes 10years earlier for a fraction of the price I paid, with tiny affordable mortgages that apparently didn't entirely empty their wallets.
Best financial risk Ive ever taken, but the bitterness of seeing others doing better simply because they bought earlier doesnt go away.
And I know it's not their fault. They're technically in the same class as me, but a roll of the dice gave them a slightly easier life.
But the actual villains who orchestrated all this are nowhere to be seen.
I don't know what they're putting in the Cosmic Crisps but those things are addicting af
Aw man. Nothing better than the perfect apple. Crunchy and juicy. Sour and sweet.
The best apple I ever had was one time when I was 12 and explored the back of one of my neighbors' property where no human being usually went. All of a sudden, there was this small, but kinda old apple tree that seem to have been undisturbed for ages. It was early fall so the apples were ripe and BIG. I plucked one and took a bite and my God, that was the taste of summer. So so good. I genuinely don't think my neighbors knew they had an apple tree like that in the back of their property. They never really went outside and their property was an unkempt, overgrown mess. There is a likelihood that this tree sowed itself decades ago, considering how carelessly it was placed. If I wasn't so scared of them, I would have liked to ask those neighbors if they knew about their little tree.
fake - apples are the most mid-fruit in existence gay - talked to a woman
am i doing this right?
If you've only eaten Red Delicious I could see how one would have that take. Gotta branch out and try different ones. Fuji, Macintosh, Pink Lady etc.
There's an Apple for you out there.
Pink lady apples are scandalously good. Fuji too. Mmmmmmm. Apple.
You gotta hand it to Red Delicious apples, though, they sure are red.
Someone cross bred all the main vareities and called it McDelicious Lady Red
The new varieties are amazing. Cosmic Crisps, Snap Dragons, EverCrisp.
They’re a mixed bag. Some are good, others less so. My family spent a summer taste testing and rating apple varieties. Fuck [Diesel] Sweeties and their horrible chemical flavor.
I also hate the artificial corporatized naming/branding of these apple varieties. Apples should never have a fucking registered trademark.
One thing I love about my dad is his connection to and knowledge of nature. I have many memories of him bringing me random produce, slicing pieces off of them raw, and insisting I try them. Sometimes they'd be vegetables he got from his farmer friend, or something he grew in his garden that finally reached ripeness. Other times it'd be in-season fruits of different varieties, including non-standard apples. Macoun apples are one of his favorites, and always remind me of him.
Oh boy, a chance to share one of my favorite websites!
Maybe they'd enjoy a "tasty unwiped anus"?
You should try an apple stand in a Seattle farmers market. A dozen kinds of apple each more amazing than the last. A good apple stand's okay apples are several times better than the best grocery store apple
I'm very partial to Cosmic Crisps. They were introduced into the market in 2019.
We must destroy capitalism.
I like to slice an apple, drizzle a little honey over the slices, and dip in peanut butter.
It's a perfect "I want something sweet" treat.

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