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[–] 167 points 8 months ago

Oh so improperly handling classified information is a bad thing now because the black guy did it? What a fucking loser

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  • [–] 76 points 8 months ago

    WHERE ARE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES? WHEN THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES GONNA GO TO FUCKING JAIL???

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  • [–] 110 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    "I don’t know if they’re real or not… I can tell you he gave classified information."

    If he doesn't know if they are real or not, how does he know if Obama gave out classified information?

    Ohh right. Common sense and logic don't apply here. I forgot.

    Edit: fixed a typo.

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  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    So either Trump is correct that Obama revealed classified information, which: Awesome! Aliens are real, man!

    Or Trump is a lying piece of shit who believes that revealing classified information is a crime, which: Awesome! Prosecute yourself, asshole!

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Statistically its highly unlikely we're the only intelligent life in the universe. He believes the numbers.

    But has any intelligent life visited Earth? Obama doesn't know, but there are no aliens at Area 51.

    You can't classify a non-fact.

    Trump huffs martian paint!

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    There are a billion stars in our galaxy.

    There are between 100 billion and 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe.

    That's roughly 10^24 stars, each of which might have (at some point in time) contained life on one of their many planets. Even if our Earth is a one in a trillion statistical anomaly, that still leaves like a billion or so Earths that could have life. Whether they are intelligent and whether they achieved intelligence at the same time as us is a whole different story.

    Like you said: that doesn't mean they've visited us.

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I know the US Government doesn’t have proof of aliens. Trump would have already used it to distract from the Epstein files.

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  • [–] 38 points 8 months ago

    How do you know it's classified if you don't even know if it's real, you insufferable pedo!?

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    [–] [S] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    This is interesting. Trump is indirectly validating Obama.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Whether he’s right, wrong, or a hypocrite, he’s going to use this to try and throw Obama in jail. 

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    I doubt even he wants to set the precedent of arresting former presidents.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Considering that he's never leaving office, I doubt he cares about president precedents.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I actually think he's conceded the point that he will be leaving office eventually. That's why he's doubling down on his "Board of Peace" grift, not only will he be able to steal money from it but he thinks it will give him some sort of diplomatic immunity.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    My question here is, why the fuck would aliens initiate contact with the USA when the rest of the world is right there.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    Sounds exactly like a playground snitch...

    He gave classified information. He’s not supposed to be doing that. I don’t know if they’re real or not… I can tell you he gave classified information. He made a big mistake,” the president told Fox News’ Peter Doocy aboard Air Force One.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    I remember seeing Obama in a recent you tube vid a few days ago speaking about aliens. Now trump is shouting about aliens. Trump's ODS is in full swing at all times. (Obama Derangement Syndrome).

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    How I imagine every press conference ends with Dementia Don

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Trump is married to an alien, technically…

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    Yeah so about the Epstein files.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    So anyway, how about those Epstein files?

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    "I raped kids and this seems like a great distraction."

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    The Obama administration responded to a petition and gave a vague answer about aliens.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Was the fact that they're not holding aliens in cold storage classified...?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    What a sucker.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Distraction.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Trump: If I were a president there wouldn't be any aliens!

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