Turning the paper red when im done wiping is a brilliant feature

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[–] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

What's scary to think of is the REAL LIFE toilet paper slogan that was "splinter free." At some point in the past, you could have gotten splinters!

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    One of the anecdotes I came across from the 'over/under' TP debate was that it was supposed to be over because when it was under and you reached for it could give you splinters under your fingernails in the outhouse

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Perhaps you just need to trim your nails a bit.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Did you mean to post in horror? This is humor

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